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I'm an idiot

Wed Dec 30, 2009, 8:32 AM
Not just an idiot, I'm an ex stealing crushsick idiot who will soon have no friends who are girls...
That is all.:iconnotimpressedplz:

  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: The Agonist
  • Reading: Tithe ^~^ Holly Black is a fucking genous!
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory
  • Playing: with your FACE
  • Eating: GIANT Chewy Sweettarts...om nom nom...
  • Drinking: Iced tea :D

Gah, the title of the quiz doesn't fit...

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 4:40 PM
I'm a freaky beast with a hot boyfriend who smoked with a prostitute because that's how I roll.

My, that was a mouthfull... stolen from :iconskittles-person:

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[x] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[x] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Shimi - Maximize the Hormone :D
  • Reading: Interview with the Vampire (Anne Rice FTW!)
  • Watching: PSYCH!!! love love love it!
  • Playing: with your FACE
  • Eating: POPCORN
  • Drinking: Peach&Passion Fruit Tea! NHOM!!!

Tagged yet again...

Thu Aug 27, 2009, 6:06 PM
Rules:
1) Copy and paste all of these questions into your journal and answer all of the questions.
2) Tag at least 4 other people
3) NO Tag-backs!

Personal Questions:

My Name? Elena!

My Nickname? Lenna! garruda!(<-- clawsie in spanish XD)

DeviantArt name? The-Girl-With-CLAWS! (makes reference to my long nails that I use as
weapons >D)

Country? MEXICO! Hellz yeahs!

Gender? Female


Favorites:
Favorite Color? RED and SILVER!

Favorite Food? ...fruit sushi tastes mega awesome...

Favorite TV Program? THE BIG BANG THEORY! Sheldon pwns ass!

Favorite TV Channel? Warner Brothers Channel, babeh!

Favorite Book? The prophecy of the Stones rocks...Haven't been able to buy it, though...
read it back in 4th grade, been looking for it evr since... D':

Favorite Moment? Whenever I remember something funny that happened like a week ago, and I
just start laughing randomly... people get freaked out...

Favorite Song? Lots-of-ways tie between 夏恋★夏GAME , Koi No Mega Lover, Reptilia, Iron Man, and supermarket from unicorn kid...

Dark or White Chocolate? Dun like chocolate...too creamy...D: but if had to choose...white... dark tastes kinda bitter...

Sour, sweet, or spicy? SOUR! I love the way it screws up my face :P

Desktop or Laptop? Laptop! *hugs laptop* My laptop's name is Sally :D

Ice cream or cake? Ice cream! Mint w/ choc chips RULES!

Cartoons or Anime? ...anime

Wii or Dsi? DSI...portability FTW! ...iTouchs have better games, though...

Rock or Pop? Rock PWNS! Most pop these days is poop... DX

My favorite Deviation? It's in spanish, but oh well...[link]

Hmmm... I tag... :iconsillypepper: :iconskittles-person: :iconpiong: :iconoziioza:(te lo tradusco si kereis, amigui :P)

  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Natsu koi natsu GAME ! Awesome song...
  • Reading: The Vampire Diaries (MUCH better than Twatlight..)
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory
  • Eating: MANGO!!!
  • Drinking: Watermelon Water...

Secret Track...? Quiz de Playlist XD

Wed Jul 29, 2009, 8:08 PM
Jaja, :iconoziioza: hizo esto, y me parecio divertido, pero tienen que ser bilingues, pq mis canciones estan en ingles y el quiz en español XD


.Si alguien te dice "esto esta bien?", vos decis: Gonna change the world * >:C

.Que describiria mejor tu personalidad: THE CLAIM OF YOUTH *soy joven! XD

.Que te gusta de una persona: Malleus Maleficarium *...?

.Como te sentis ahora: Like Humans Do

.Cual es el proposito de tu vida: Nagareboshi ~Shooting Star~ *wuju!

.Cual es tu lema: Right Next Door To Hell :iconimevilplz:

.Que piensan tus amigos de vos: Sound Check (Gravity) *seh, soy medio sorda

.En que pensas muy seguido: Yesterdays *all my troubles seemed so faaar away...

.Cuanto es 2+2: 02 Minoreba Rock :D

.Que pensas de tu mejor amiga/o: 5/4

.Que pensas de la persona que te gusta: Paradise City *aaah...esa es una de sus knciones favoritas...

.Que queres ser cuando seas grande: Sugar We're Going Down *Una falla en la vida?

.Que pensas cuando ves a la persona que te gusta: I Feel Fine *nserio q sí XD

.Que piensan tus papas de vos: Love Me Do *...que no los quiero?

.Que vas a bailar en tu boda: Clove Smoke Catharsis *oh, si, seguro...XD

.Que cancion van a poner en tu funeral: What's Up People?! *Jaja, ningen sucker...

.Cual es tu hobby o tu interes: Long Kiss Goodbye *...besar???

.Cual es tu mayor secreto: That's What You Get

.Que pensas de tus amigos: Eight Days a Week *...?

.Que es lo peor que te podria pasar: Narrative of the Soul Against Soul :nod:

.Como vas a morir: The Louisiana Hob *morire bailando en Louisiana...q felicidad...

.De que cosa te arrepentis: Best Friend *...no

.Que te hace reir: My Michelle *jeje...quack, quack (Naya, tu sabes de lo que hablo XD)

.Que te hace llorar: Looks That Kill *...los guapos me hacen llorar?...talvez XD

.Te vas a casar algun dia: Back Off Bitch *NO TE TENGO QUE RESPONDER NADA!...espera...

.Alguien gusta de vos: Bikini Sports Punchin *.............?!?!?!?!

.Si pudieras volver el tiempo atras, que cambiarias: Live and Let Die :no:

.que te duele ahora mismo: All That I'm Living For *...tampoco...

.Que nombre le vas a poner a esta nota: Secret Track

  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Cherry Saku Yuuki ^~^
  • Reading: I NEED SOMETHING TO READ!!!
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory
  • Eating: Gummy bears! (Die!)
  • Drinking: Apple juice...

Has been tagged...D:

Thu Jul 23, 2009, 1:12 PM
Tagged by :iconclear-moon:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rules~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{1}.Post these rules
{2}.Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
{3}.At the end you have to choose 8 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal.
{4}.Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.
{5}.NO tag-backs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1.-I tend to forget things...a LOT
2.-I moved to the U.S. when I was 8, lived there for like 4 years.
3.-Then I moved back to Mexico 2 1/2 years ago.
4.-Born in the wrong generation, I mostly only like music from before:iconconfusedplz:
5.-Parents over-protect me...I feel like, trapped...
6.-Really don't like people who scare others just to get a kick out of it ¬_¬
7.-Haven't been to a movie theater in months D: (parents have no time)
8.-Has to ask parents for boy advice D:

I tag:

:iconpiong:
:iconsillypepper:
:iconskittles-person:
:icondarkness-love:
:iconuchihaprincess16:
:iconchicocabrio:
:icondaalsuigetsu:
:iconoziioza:jaja, taggeada de nuevo, amiga :P

  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin...
  • Reading: I NEED SOMETHING TO READ!!!
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory
  • Eating: Gummy bears! (Die!)
  • Drinking: Apple juice...

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